We’ve got a weekend of football in the books and now we are back putting together another set of rankings. This week, there’s a little shuffling, dropping and adding going on, but Iowa still remains the greatest team in the land, and Iowa State is still the worst.
Top 10
1. Iowa
The Hawks came out a little flat this weekend, but hey, lets face it, over half the team was at the Hawkize Bus tailgating for 5 hours before the game and played extremely drunk and still came out with a win, and after beating the 2nd best team in the HAWKEYE state, its easy pickens this weekend when they travel to Lames. Look for a thousand+ point win against the lowly ‘clowns this weekend.
2. Northern Iowa
Any team that walks out of Historic Kinnick stadium with the same amount of players as it walked in with is the 2nd best team in the nation. Looks like the state of Iowa is big enough for two national champion teams.
3. Ohio State
After letting the cheerleaders play this past weekend against Navy look for Slim Jim to play the T.P. and Co. against USC for the victory.
4. Penn State
I’ve been watching so much Big Ten Network lately, and every time I think of JoePa and his Nittany Lions, I hear Paterno grinding his teeth and saying “come to Penn State!” Well, Iowa will be there two weeks from Saturday, and buddy, be careful what you wish for.
5. Florida
The only reason Tim Tebow doesn’t play in the Big Ten is because the SEC’s girls are waaaaaaaaay easier to tell no to then the fine women of the Big Ten.
6. USC
Well, Pete, this is it, I can’t keep you in the top 10 after this week when you no longer have a team.
7. Michigan State
Who’s the little brother now?
8. Michigan
After the way they played Saturday, nobody seems to care about RichRod’s 24/7 offseason practice schedule. Hey, it paid off.
9. Miami
After Monday night everybody is starting to see what I was talking about. The U is back, baby!
10. LeGarrette Blount
Some say he lost his cool. I say he did the one thing that every player who has lost to team full of goofy retards wants to do. Your season may be over, LeGarrette , but I’ll let you sit in the top 10 for a week. By the way, my next beer is for you.
Bottom 4
1. Iowa State
Iowa State showed us why they are the worst team in the country. Giving up 7 yards a carry on their way to beating the one armed squad sent down by NDSU, Iowa State still sucks. Look for the program to fold after the Hawkeyes kill this team worse then the Marshall Thundering Herd airplane.
2. Oklahomo
Knocked out by a Mormon? Heisman trophy winner my ass…
3. Auburn
Gene, you may have beat Lousiana Tech, but don’t think that gets you off this list.
4. The Entire country of Mexico
If they cancel 1 football game because of your swine flu bull shit, I swear to God, we are decaring war.
